Miranda's Illicit Affairs And Encounters

Lilly is feeling particularly sad today, mourning the end of her relationship with “the man with the magic fingers”, although able to use them to maximum effect on Lilly’s lower regions he appeared unable to use them sufficiently on his mobile phone and Lilly  was starting to get a bit cross … and Lilly quite simply refuses to do Bunny Boiler….

We Women are strange creatures, to many of us the thrill of receiving a text from you in the middle of the day is just as exciting as when you first kiss us…. It means that we are in your thoughts and that is sweet…. We like shoes, handbags, kittens, pink, and we like sweet…

But, I digress ….. The man with the magic fingers I hear you ask??? Hell Yeah… This guy could do the most amazing things to Lilly’s body… Lilly didn’t even know that she was capable of this kind of reaction and frantically texted her two best boy pals for more information and advice at the very first opportunity…

The female ejaculation???… Lilly can’t be arsed to go into detail.  Google it, it’s complicated.

Sufficient to say, that in the correct hands Lilly can apparently be, what is termed as “a Gusher”

Nothing to be ashamed of ladies, and as horny as hell, however unfortunately it’s not the kind of thing a girl can experience for the first time and then run back home to her loving husband and announce “Hey Honey, guess what I can do???”

Lilly was somewhat embarrassed at first and blushing texted her lover the next day “I don’t know where it all came from?”

He replied… “I don’t know where it all came from, but I certainly know where it all went, all over my sodin duvet… make sure you drink plenty today Sweetie, else you’ll get dehydrated….”

So has Lilly just lost the greatest sex of her life? Yeah probably, she adored the guy, but he quite simply didn’t have the time for her….

Lilly can’t be doing with looking for a new lover yet, she’s going to concentrate fully on her family for a while, but maybe in a few months she’ll be ready to move on…

What will she be looking for in her new lover??? 

Definitely someone who will call and text her regularly, and as for the magic fingers? Lilly has great expectations….